It's not often that what I write here gets me into any trouble. Generally, for your reading pleasure, things are a little...exaggerated. For example, my
I tell you this because last night at Thanksgiving dinner, my family (hi, family!) were shocked by my anti-penguin sentiments. In fact, I believe the original plan, concocted before I arrived, was to take me to see that movie. They even sent me home with a copy of the penguin documentary, which I sincerely plan to watch, just so I can make sure that I really don't have an opinion about penguins.
So please forgive me for taking out on a helpless species what I really should have blamed on the real culprit: pop culture. Because let's be honest, since I never really cared for (but NEVER hated) penguins in the first place, I simply can't understand society's new obsession with them. And really, it's much more fun to have an opinion about something than to just be indifferent. Right?