"Hey, you guys, after you take a shower make sure you don't leave any hair in the drain."
"It's not my fault! I always check!"
"Yeah, like you always make sure you flush the toilet."
"I think if that's anyone's fault it's his."
"Yeah, and the seat is always up."
"Definitely a dead giveaway."
"I do not."
"Yes you do."
"You don't flush either."
"Well then let's all just try a little harder, okay?"