Monday, October 03, 2005

A piece of advice:

If two boys ask you to go to Wal-Mart, and then ask you to go to the toy department, it is okay. Unless, of course, one of those boys has a problem with NOT TOUCHING ALL THE DAMN TOYS. Because then, when he squeezes a blue-dyed-water-and-glitter-filled squishy ball thing, you will end up looking like this:

And you will have to leave the store feeling quite embarrassed, blue, and sparkly. Not to mention soaking wet.

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