If the banner doesn't make sense, it's because I ripped it off. I loved this ride when I was little, but I have developed a little fear of carnival rides in my old age:
"why are you afraid of them?"
"I don't know. I think it has something to do with the fact that they get carted around. Like, 'well, i guess we'll just have to do without that handful of screws we forgot when we packed up the last time.'"
"I get that."
"Also? This one has a license plate. I don't want to ride in something with its own license plate."
"Except, you know, a car."