Language Barrier?

Okay, okay, so there are only a few people who will think this is funny (myself and Christina) and a few who will find it interesting (myself and my mother).

I was reading this Midwestgrrl entry, and evidently boughten IS a word. Who knew. So then I was sort of afraid that gaven (instead of given) was actually a word too, and I thought that perhaps all the jokes I've made about that word would suddenly be nullified. But luckily for me, it is NOT a word.

So you can have a boughten dress, but you cannot have gaven me a present. And I cannot have gaven you anything, either.