(sorry, but you need the rest of the conversation for this one)
"Mom, my car won't start. Also, my hair dryer broke this morning."
"Well, they say these things come in threes..."
"Great. What else is going to break?"
"Well at least it can't be your heart!"
Yeah, whew. At least I'm not in a relationship right now. Uck. Relationships are just so bad.
But thanks for that optimism, Mom!