Girl Speak

MUsteveES: did i ever tell you women are the most annoying and confusing creatures ever?
LorenAnn03: no
MUsteveES: oh...well they are
LorenAnn03: but that's funny, it's exactly what i think about guys
MUsteveES: how
MUsteveES: we're so up front about everything, you can read us like books
LorenAnn03: yeah, like a chemistry book. it's all there but it doesn't make any sense. girls...we're like...awesome books in foreign languages. because somewhere, someone can read it
LorenAnn03: for example: let's say i have a boyfriend, and i say, "my roommate got a dozen roses today."
LorenAnn03: what did i just say?
MUsteveES: that your roommate got a dozen roses
LorenAnn03: NO!!!
MUsteveES: yes
LorenAnn03: I said, "I want you to get me roses."
MUsteveES: LorenAnn03: for example: let's say i have a boyfriend, and i say, "my roommate got a dozen roses today."
LorenAnn03: lol
MUsteveES: clearly, i'm correct

Ladies...it looks like they're never going to learn. Oh well...