Monday, February 23, 2004

Things Said/Heard All The Time at Miami University:
"I have so much work to get done..."
"Do you have passport or diplomat?"
"How was YOUR weekend?"
"As you all know, plagiarism is academic dishonesty, per the MU Code of Conduct..."
"So, are you 21?"
"Do you have IM?"
"I have a HUGE exam coming up!"
"What time does the (fill in color of route here) bus come to (fill in the bus stop location here)?"
"This is worth a large percentage of your grade..."
"What's your major?" immediately followed by
"What are you going to do with a degree in THAT?"
"All I want to do is crawl into bed!"
"WTF?" or "DubTF, mate?"
"So-and-so was so trashed/drunk/etc. last night..."

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