what my roommate is going to do when he realizes that the "event" my friend and I have been talking about, the one we're all going to tonight, is not just any old event, it is the Jingle Bell Ball, a Christmas Tree Extravaganza that takes place BEFORE THANKSGIVING?
Because celebrating Christmas before Thanksgiving is probably his least favorite thing.
Seriously, how fun is it going to be to see the look on his face when he walks into a huge display of Christmas trees? It's going to be like getting an early gift. Which will make him even more upset.