When I got home from Ohio today, my roommate wasn't here, but he'd left a stack of my mail on the table. I'm not sure why, but he left all the junk mail for me too: a "household research survey," an ad about helping abandoned pets, and a couple of those magazines that sell really bizarre stuff you get when another company sells your mailing address. Some of it is addressed to me, but most of it was addressed to the person who used to live here.
And I don't understand, does he think I WANT a weird cat pillow or a t-shirt that says "She who must be obeyed"? Or detail our grocery shopping and tv watching habits? Or save little puppies?
Okay, so I sort of DO want to save little puppies. But that's about it.