"I'm taking my computer to the Genius Bar at the Apple store today, and I need to wear something smart. So the people helping me don't think I'm an idiot."
"So, should I wear my green dress or my pink dress? I think the green one says 'I know my way around a computer' a little bit better."
"Yeah, the green one. It's strapless, right?"
"No. I said I wanted to look smart, not easy."