Thursday, February 16, 2006

Proof that my father is not a shopper

"Well, I came to Columbus to surprise your mom for Valentine's Day. I'm sitting in a parking lot at Easton Mall waiting for her meeting to end."

"That's sweet of you. Where are you going to take her?"

"I don't really know. Do you have any suggestions? I have a map right here."

"Yeah, read me what you've got."

"Let's see...Max & Erma's....P.F. Chang's..."

"Okay, what else?"

"...Banana Republic?"

"Dad, that's a clothing store."

"Oh."

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