Because, you know, your foster parents and the reality tv show that built you a dream house DEFINITELY owe you money.
Try out the Wanted Poster Generator from glassgiant.com. Or, clog someone's inbox with one of those annoying ASCII images (the ones made out of characters/numbers/etc.). You can upload your own pictures for everything.
If you feel like reading some funny commentary on the way people are, here's a new David Sedaris piece from The New Yorker. [via Kottke]
Hey! Apple's finally figuring it out. (Not that I really have anything against Macs, but I mean, right-clicking is a must.)
Unfortunately, you'll never want to eat out again.
They're leaving religion out of The Da Vinci Code. Hopefully, they'll keep in all those stellar cliches Dan Brown likes to use so much. [I shake my head slowly, and look skeptically at the article in front of me]
Love R. Kelly's "opera" (hahahahahaha) but just can't quite keep things straight? Never fear, SomethingAwful.com took the time to make you some Cliff's Notes. Whew. [via BWE]