"We're sitting back by the bathrooms so they don't hear you making jokes."

Over Memorial Day weekend, my friend Tom and I went to Amish Door Express in Wooster. This restaurant is Amish-style fast food, which means you order things like mashed potatoes, noodles, and baked chicken. I'm not sure any of this does justice to the absolute oxymoron this place was. Or maybe just an exploitation of their culture.

My favorite thing about it is that it has a drive-thru, which I refer to as the trot-thru. Oh, that kills me every single time.

And it doesn't matter what I say about it, because Amish people don't have computers, and they can't read this.