Reasons why I shouldn't be expected to go to classes today

I only have two of them.

Sunbathing seems to be perfectly acceptable when it's 65 degrees. Why not join in?

Frisbee seems like a more useful way to spend the afternoon.

Sleep seems even more useful.

I have no clean clothes left to wear to said classes.

Last night at 2:30 am I had to go help Christina get the keys out of my locked car. So I deserve a day off.

Do ENGLISH majors even need to speak a foreign language?

I don't enjoy daylight savings time, so I shouldn't have to be on time to anything until "Fall Backwards" happens.

Because I've been so good about going the whole semester....