I'm not really sure why I'm even going to bother

Dear Miami University Print Center,
If you could please not lose the third application I send you, that would be just great.

love,
Loren

p.s. It would probably be in your best interest to hire me; I'm not one to go around ruining people's English projects.

(One should, when applying for jobs, take it as a sign to stay away from a place like this one. What am I doing?)