"I watched the two worst movies today."
"Oh no. I have you beat, and I only watched one."
"Yeah, I do. The first one...I don't even know what it was called, but it had Zach Braff in it. The Last Kiss or something."
"Oh. You totally win. I only watched a movie with Hilary Duff."
"Well maybe you win. Hilary Duff?"
"No, I don't care what your other movie was: Zach Braff. Enough said."